‘One Left Alive’ & more Book Review 📚

𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 & the Crime/Detective Books Series.

By Helen Phifer


I stumbled across Helen Phifers books whilst browsing on the Kindle app, on my phone.
Now, I totally get the merits of a Kindle but I am defaintly team ‘Physical Book’. However, when I discovered her books I couldn’t resist and they were only available as a Kindle download.
I was hooked immediatly and here I am, three separate, stand alone detective series later and I am still throroughly enjoying her books.



Heres a general review of her books as a whole. The most recent that I have read being ‘One Left Alive’


‘One Left Alive’ is part of her newest series ‘Detective Morgan Brookes Series’.
Her books are Crime and Thriller Novels and its no suprise that they are bestselling.


They are gripping from the get go. The horrific murder/s that gets the ball rolling, in the beginning of the book, will both horrify and intrigue you in equal measure. You will have to find out what has happened and you won’t put the book down until you do.
If, like me, you are a horror fan then Helen’s books will be right up your street. There are always moments of pure, on the edge, ‘oh my god, I don’t want to read on but I must’ moments that will keep you hungrily reading until the end.
(They are not for the squeamish readers amoung us!)


The characters are  so relatable and are ‘normal’ people, and even with the strong police element, they and the storylines, aren’t overly complicated. Its quite fascinating to look into the police process. I love police dramas on TV, such as Line of Duty, and its almost like reading a episode.
And as I said, the investigation is easy to follow, but it always keeps you on your toes and is never predictable.

With regard to the characters, I like how you are following ‘the story’ but also their story too. You are always rooting for them to succeed both professionally and personally.


As soon as I read and finish one I always want more, so thank goodness there are a few in each series. The second book of this series is in preorder already.


I was genuinely gutted when I got to the last book in her ‘Annie Graham’ series. Gutted.


ᴍʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (4/5)

I hope you liked this review! I am going to try and do a review for each different genre that I read.

I recently reviewed the childrens fantasy series ‘The Land of Stories’ by Chris Colfer, (any Disney lovers young and old will love this series) So, check that review out here.


As always any book recommendations are ALWAYS welcome.

🄷🄰🄿🄿🅈 🅁🄴🄰🄳🄸🄽🄶

Until Next Time,

Roseanne 🙂

My 2020 Reading Challenge: The Third Quarter 📚

Here is the penultimate quarter of my reading challenge for 2020.

July, August, September

And in a honesty it hasn’t been a very impressive one. I’ve found myself quite busy and unable to focus, as well as I would like, on my reading, which is a bit annoying.

But, none the less, here we are!


Lets have a look at what I have read during this quarter…

Books I’ve read:

Just Mercy: A story of justice and redemption By Bryan Stevenson

Cuckoos Calling By Robert Galbraith

Roald Dahl‘s Book of Ghost Stories

The Notebook by Nicholas Sparkes

Sorry Not Sorry By Naya Rivera


This quarter was quite a mixed bag.


Just Mercy was more of an ‘educate myself’ book choice and that it has been.

The injustice of the American ‘justice’ system is abhorrent and it’s definatly an eye opener in terms of how easy some people have it and how some people have so much power just because of the race/family/country they are born in.


I have been meaning to read the Robert Galbraith books for a very long time and I just haven’t got round to it.

I am glad that I finally did because I really enjoyed it and I loved the characters especially.


I have read The Notebook several times but it is a Nicholas Sparks fave of mine and I just fancied going back to it. I read it in just over a day and it was great.


I have quite a few books ready and waiting for the final quarter and I want to make it a goodun’.

I’ve got a Christmas book blog post idea too!


Also, you can check out my Insta ‘RoseannesBlog’ as I post regularly on there too.


Until Next Time,
Roseanne 🙂

𝔸 𝔻𝕒𝕪 𝕆𝕗 𝕊𝕖𝕝𝕗 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕖 🧖🏼‍♀️

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏ ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴅᴜʟɢᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴄᴀʀᴇ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴇ.


ɪ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ʙʏ ꜱᴛᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ, ᴄᴀꜰᴇ ɴᴇʀᴏ, ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴏʏ ᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴇʟ ʟᴀᴛᴛᴇ, ʏᴜᴍ!

Love a coffee shop, Coffee!

ɪ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ꜱʜᴏᴘ. ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏɴ ɪɴꜱᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ.

ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ, ʙʀᴏᴡꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇʟᴠᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴠᴇʀɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴍᴀɴʏ Qᴜᴀɪɴᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱʜᴏᴘ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ.

My purchases.

ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ (ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏɴ, ɪ ᴡᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʜᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ!!) ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴘɪɴ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ! ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ.


ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ꜱʜᴇʟᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʜ&ᴍꜱ ᴄᴀɴᴏᴘʏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ɴᴇxᴛ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ!

Christchurch Mansion.

ɪ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅ ꜱʜᴇᴇʀᴀɴ: ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴏʟᴋ ᴇxʜɪʙɪᴛᴏɴ ᴀᴛ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴍᴀɴꜱɪᴏɴ.

ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜰᴜʟʟʏ ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴜʀᴇ, ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ɪᴛ!

ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴅ, ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ɪᴛᴇᴍꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴄᴀꜱɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀᴍᴇ.

ꜱʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʏʀ 11 ‘ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ’ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ, ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ɪɴᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴜʙ ɢɪɢꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴏʟᴋ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇᴍʙʟᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ.

ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ, ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxʜɪʙɪᴛ ɪ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɪɴ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴛ.


ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ, ɪ ᴅᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴇxᴇʀᴄɪꜱᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴍʙʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʀᴜɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴀʀᴇᴀ.

3ᴋ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ, ʀᴇʟᴀxɪɴɢ ʙᴜʙʙʟᴇ ʙᴀᴛʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ.


ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ, ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟᴀx. ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʙꜱᴏʀʙᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ.

Bubble bath time 🛀🏼

ɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪ ɢᴏ, ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴊꜱ, ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴꜱ (ɪ’ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ꜱᴋɪʟʟ, ɪᴛ’ꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴜɴ! *ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴇᴅ*🤣) ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴇᴇ ᴏɴ ɴᴇᴛꜰʟɪx.


ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ‘ᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ’, ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴊᴜᴠᴇɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ (ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴡɪɴ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ) ʙᴜᴛ, ɪᴛ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʜᴏʙʙɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪʟʟ.


𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥’𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕩?

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕤?

Until Next Time,

Roseanne 🙂

𝙼𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 🌸📚

ꜱᴏ, ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴀɢᴏ, ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰʟᴀᴛ. ɪ’ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏᴍꜰʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏᴠᴇᴅ ɪᴛꜱ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰʟᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴛʀᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴅᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀꜰꜰᴏʀᴅᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰʀᴜɪᴛɪᴏɴ.

ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴜʏꜱ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ.

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ.

ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘ ʏᴇꜱᴛᴇʀᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴀʙ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴇꜱ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴘʟɪᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅɪʏ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ.

𝓛𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴…

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴄᴀꜱᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴀʟ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍꜰʏ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴇꜱꜱᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴄᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴅᴇꜱᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴇᴀ. ɪᴛ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜱᴏ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴀꜱɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇɢʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴅᴜᴍᴘɪɴɢ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʟᴀᴘᴛᴏᴘ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴅᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴏ ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪᴢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ ɪᴛ ꜰɪᴛꜱ ɪɴ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛʟʏ.

ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴄᴀꜱᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ. ɪᴛꜱ ᴀɴ ᴇꜱꜱᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ (ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴏᴘɪɴɪᴏɴ) ꜱᴏ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴄᴀꜱᴇ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ‘ʙɪʟʟʏ’ ᴏɴᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪᴋᴇᴀ. ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ʜᴇᴀᴠɪʟʏ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴡʜʏ ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ᴡᴇʟʟ ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ.
ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏʀɢᴀɴɪꜱᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀᴜᴛʜʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. ɪ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɢᴀɴɪꜱᴇ ʙʏ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀꜱ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ.

ᴍʏ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴜQᴜᴇᴛ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ/ʙᴇɪɢᴇ ᴛᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜꜱᴋʏ ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴄʜᴇᴍᴇ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴜQᴜᴇᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ ɪᴛꜱ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ‘ꜰᴀᴋᴇ’ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙɪᴛꜱ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴇᴀ, ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱʜᴇʟꜰ, ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀᴋ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙɪᴛꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ, ꜱᴏ ɪᴛꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏʀᴀʟ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋᴄᴀꜱᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴡɪᴄᴋ ᴄᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ. ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄᴏꜱʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢꜱ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍꜰʏ, ᴄᴏꜱʏ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴘʀɪᴍᴀʀᴋ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɴᴇxᴛ. ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴍ ᴘᴏᴍ ᴅᴜꜱᴋʏ ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴘɪʟʟᴏᴡꜱ. ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴜɴɢᴇ, ᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ꜱᴏꜰᴀ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ᴛᴏᴏ. ꜱᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ.

ᴘʟᴜꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴄᴜꜱʜɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ.

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏʀᴀʟ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴅɪʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɴᴇxᴛ! ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ ᴀᴅᴅꜱ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜɪɴɢ, ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ.

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴜꜰꜰᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜ, ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ’ꜱ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴍ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇQᴜᴀʟ Qᴜᴀɴᴛɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏꜱʏ, ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇᴀ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀꜱ. ᴜʟᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ɪᴛꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɪɴᴠɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ɢʀᴀʙʙɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ.

ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴇᴇᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ.

ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ,

ʀᴏꜱᴇᴀɴɴᴇ 🙂

‘The Land of Stories’ Book Review 📚

🌟 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 🌟

By Chris Colfer


ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ, ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ (& ʙɪɢ) ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇʀꜱ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴜꜱ.

ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ, ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ.

ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴀᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ꜰᴀɪʀʏᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ.

ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜱᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅɪꜰꜰɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ᴘᴀᴄᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪꜰɪᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴀʙʟᴇ (ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ, ꜰʀᴏɢɢʏ.. ᴀᴍ ɪ ʀɪɢʜᴛ!?!) ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ, ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴀꜱꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅꜱ ʙᴏᴏᴋ.

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀᴅᴅꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.

ᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ɪᴛꜱ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ɪɴ ᴜꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱɪᴄ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʜʀɪꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ, ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡᴇʟʟ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴀᴅᴅꜱ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ,ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ.

ɪ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴀᴍ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴄɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴏᴛ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ɪɴ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴘʀᴇᴅɪᴄᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀʀʏ ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅ.


ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱɪx ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪꜱʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴇʟʟ’.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ, ᴄʜʀɪꜱ ᴄᴏʟꜰᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴡᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙᴇꜱᴛꜱᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ.


ꜱᴏ, ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ 8 ᴏʀ 88 ᴡʜʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴍᴇʀꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ.

ᴍʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴀʟʟ ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)

100% ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅ


I cannot wait to read these stories to my nephews/niece & any future children I may have because they are just brilliant.

Have you read them? What do you think?


Until next time,

Roseanne 🙂

My 2020 Reading Challenge: The Second Quarter 📚

Sorry guys, this is a bit late… but I thought I would still post it as I want to keep up with the quarterly posts.
I’ve been a lot busier since I started back at work.

April/May/June


So, that bloody pandemic is still happening… I am however back at work and have been for two and a half weeks. It is definatly nice to have a bit more normality. My work schedule isnt 100% back to what it usually is so I’m trying to make sure I still use this extra time to get through all my new books that I bought for the COVID-19 outbreak.


Lets have a look at what I have read during this next quarter… we’re halfway through the year already, madness.


Books I have read:

The Flat Share by Beth O’Leary

The Secret Seaside Escape by Heidi Swain

The Switch by Beth O’Leary

The Family Upstairs by Lisa Jewell

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling (3/4, but I’ll leave it on the list as its a biggun’)

The Land of Stories: The Enchantress Returns by Chris Colfer


Heidi Swain is one of my favourite authors so I was so excited to have this book in my second quarter. I had pre ordered it so that was a very welcome arrival.

As you can see I have also been enjoying Beth O’Leary’s books this quarter. I started with ‘The Switch’ as I have seen lots of recommendations on Instagram and then my friend at work read it and suggested it too. I really enjoyed it and consequently bought her second book, which I enjoyed even more.

‘The Family Upstairs’ I found really gripping. I literally couldn’t put it down by the end, its funny how some books grip you like that! I had this book at the beginning of lockdown so I can’t believe its taken me this long to get around to it.

I have even more books planned for the third instalment, so check back to see what I’ve been reading.

Or, check out my Insta ‘RoseannesBlog’ as I post regularly on there too.


Until Next Time,

Roseanne 🙂

My Harry Potter Marathon ⚡

So, one good thing to come from being ‘locked down’ is that I can finally tick something off my bucket list, something I’ve wanted to do forever… a full Harry Potter marathon. All 8 films, back to back.

Lets do this.

26th April 2020 – 5.15am – 11.45pm

I popped my HP themed, comfy clothes on, made my self a HP themed breakfast 🤣 (Yet, I went all in!) And I made sure I had plenty of snacks for the duration, inc homemade flapjack 👌🏻

All set.

I made notes about my favourite parts of each film, as I watched, which I thought I would share here too.

Harry Potter and the Philosphers Stone

  • Its just so sweet and (mostly) innocent and magical.
  • Its our introduction to the magical world.
  • That shot of Hogwarts over the lake, as the first years sail across in the little boats. The music, the panorama, the first shot of that magical place. Don’t tell me it doesn’t choke you up, because I wont believe you.
  • Hagrid telling them everything he shouldn’t; ‘should not have said that’
  • Christmas at Hogwarts ❤
  • and just the general nostalgia it brings of when me and my twin sister used to play Harry Potter. A lot of it was focused on the first book. We made Daily Prophets and everything y’all! It was very serious.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • The Weasleys! And being introduced the magical yet so human and normal Burrow.
  • Dobby!
  • Ron freaking out because of the spiders; ‘Follow the spiders? Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?’
  • The blind Basilisk- poor boy. (Disclaimer, no I’m not a Slytherin I just feel bad for the corrupted, injured creature)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

(Disclaimer: This is my least favourite film, sorry)

  • Remus Lupin & Sirius Black
  • The back story of the Marauders (Which is even better in the book… obv)
  • Beaky, the little sweatheart.
  • The time travel aspect is cool and clever.
  • HERMIONE PUNCHES MALFOY (See, told you I’m not a Slytherin)
  • But, as I said, not my favourite as the directorial change sees a lot of changes to this film that to me makes it stand out and not flow as well within the series, in terms of appearance and layout continuity, as others.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

(One of my absolute favourites and the first one me and my twin sister went to see on our won 7 + times #sorrynotsorry)

  • THE HAIR. If Harry Potter and the goblet of Fire was a Friends episode it would be; ‘The One where none had a haircut’.
  • The Tasks!
  • OH THE ANGST.
  • That scene… any avid HP fans will totally get the crazy, hilarity of this…

HP GOBLET OF FIRE

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(Disclaimer…..)

The award for the worst character goes to…

HP

‘Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like you.’ (I also hate you Umbridge)

  • Getting a little bit more of the Wizarding World history and back story via the Order of the Phoenix.
  • Seeing inside the Ministry of Magic for the first time. What at set! #tilegoals
  • Dumbledore’s (badass) Army
  • Fred and Georges epic, ‘in your face bitch’ style exit from Hogwarts.
  • My favourite quote courtesy of Kingsley Shacklebolt… ‘You may not like him, Minister, but you can’t deny, Dumbledore’s got style.’

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

  • Finding out about the horcruxes. These are one of my favourite bits if the book. I love the Gaunt family history toooo (Suddenly Chapter One of the Goblet of Fire makes perfect sense, AM I RIGHT!!)
  • Harry on Liquid luck is one of the best Harry Potter scenes, period.
  • Aragog’s funeral, classic; ‘ Here lies Aragog, King of the Arachnids… His body will decaayyyyyyyy but his spirit will live onnnnnnn.’

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt1 & Pt2

They are basically just one REALLY long film because they are the same book.

  • Part 2 is better than Part 1 (Just sayin’)
  • Shit gets REALLLL DARK.
  • My favourite parts of part one are them collecting the horcruxes.
  • My favourite part of part two is most of it.
  • I love Christmas at Godrics Hollow.
  • The Battle of Hogwarts… ‘I’ve always wanted to do that spell’ (Badass Maggie G)
  • ‘NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH.’
  • And then there’s… FRED. HEDWIG. DOBBY. and so many others 😦 
  • 19 years later. I can still remember seeing this film so clearly in the cinema and when this came on I wanted to cry because the final line of the book….’All was well’ is awesome, they did it! But also, its the end. 
  • I just have to mention… The Harry & Hermione dancing in the tent scene… MEGA CRINGE, CAN’T WATCH. COVERS EYES. FAST FORWARDS. Ok, lets move on.

[FYI: Fave books 1 &7 Fave Films 1, 7 and 4]


 

Yay! I finally got it done. I’m so chuffed I finally managed to do this. You’ve got to make the most of the situation you are in. Nailed it.

Do you agree with my notes? (Be nice) Or have you got anything to add?

What are your favourite moments from the  film?

 

Until Next Time,

Roseanne 🙂

 

 

My Lockdown Faves

Its day 38 of social distancing for me and another 3 weeks of lockdown has been announced.

That being so, I thought I would share a few of my ‘Lockdown’ faves that have been keeping me going and keeping me sane during this crazy time.

I’m not posting these to show off all the lovely things I’ve been doing, trust me there have been plenty of very unproductive days too.

Lets take a look!

 

Books, Books, Books

This is my ultimate, favourite hobby anyway but it is so nice to have the time to finally indulge in it. I do a reading challenge on my blog anyway and my aim is to read two books a month… I read two books last week… and I got so stuck into them I couldn’t put them down.

I know this is such a luxury, especially without having dependents, I have lot more time for me, but I’m taking full advantage because we are unlikely (fingers crossed) to be in a similar situation again.

Plus, I get alot of enjoyment out of immersing myself into stories, its a great way for me to relax, feel happy and less anxious about the current COVID situation.

 

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

I entirelly blame my friend Dan for this new obsession haha!

I was always a Harvest Moon gal, back in the day, and I loved playing that on my DS, so, whenever Animal crossing came out I never got it as they are quite similar games.

We’ve had a Switch for a little while and lockdown was the perfect time to get stuck into a game like Animal Crossing, and I have to say, I am really enjoying it. Its right up my street and its really getting me through the long days.

Plus, there’s a nice little community and me and my friend Dan have been playing together which is really nice when you are so disconnected (physically) from everybody at the moment.

 

TV

I have been re-watching Glee since it came onto Netflix in Oct/Nov time but I am very thankful for its familiarity and awesomeness right now. Its nice to be able to just pop it on and watch and enjoy something without having to think too much about it. The same goes for Friends too. I have also really been enjoying Disney + which we got at the start of lockdown, as well as Jamie’s ‘Keep calm and cook’ on program on channel 4. TV is probably one of the things I have been using the least but its great to have a few firm favourites to pop on if needed.

 

Learning Guitar

As part of my ‘Things I want to learn before I’m 30’ I started to learn to play the guitar just before Christmas. I didn’t really have the time to properly do it then so it was a bit of a non starter, However, since I started social distancing I have been able to focus on it and have made lots of progress so far.

My brother in Law showed me a subscription website that does online guitar lessons (Fender Play) and it is really good. I feel like I’m learning so much and really understanding the basics, creating a good basis to really learn the guitar.

I’m trying to take my time and enjoy the learning  aspect of it as I often get a bit impatient and skip ahead. I’ve got plenty of time anyway!!

I’ve enjoyed learning guitar tab in my last few lessons and have been learning the Harry Potter theme tune (Of course!) as well as nursery rhymes to play for my nephews.

 

Enjoying the little things

Although this situation is less than ideal it is nice that the extra time and the restrictions have given way to a appreciation of the little things. Taking 5 minutes to sit and be calm, sitting in the sunshine and fresh air, journaling, listening to a podcast, having a relaxing bath…

 We are often rushing through our days so being forced to slow down has really made me appreciate and enjoy them and they have become a great source of comfort and wellness in this strange time.

Yeah, we can do all of these things normally but maybe we will remember how they made us feel in lockdown and this will bring extra appreciation and comfort to them once we are back to ‘normal’ life.

I for one have enjoyed the sunshine and fresh air in particular… Being in a flat means we are stuck inside so I am really enjoying having the double doors ,in our lounge, the fresh air rolling in with the sunshine, at midday feels lovely.

Quizzes

At the start of the social distancing time it was my brother in laws birthday so we did a family skype quiz, which I wrote.

Since then we have made it our little Friday night activity, we take it in turns to write the quiz and the winners and/or losers choose a category for the next  weeks quiz.

This has been really fun and its so nice to see all the fam.

Me and my twin sister Sarah have also been doing some online quizzes that people have been posting online and Youtube. We have done a couple of Harry Potter ones, a Disney one and a Gavin & Stacey one.

I’ve always loved a quiz so I’m quite enjoying all of these being available.

 

Video chats

What would we do if this wasn’t an option!! These have been a god send.

Its so nice to still be able to see peoples faces and chat! We are so lucky that there are so many different platforms to do this on too, I mean before this I only ever did the odd Whatsapp video call! Now its all skype, Zoom, Facebook, Houseparty and Whatsapp! Its all going on, but it is definalty  the thing keeping me sane the most.

As I am a Learning support assistant in a Primary school (Reception) I have been doing phonics lessons for my nephews via Skype so that has been nice, I feel like I am helping them and I really miss my job so its nice to have that each morning.

 

Baking

I love baking so I am enjoying having a bit more time to just do some random baking if the fancy takes me. Usually its for an occasion so its more time pressured, so its nice to just be able to enjoy it.

Thank goodness there is lots of extra exercise content available otherwise Im sure my waistline wouldnt be enjoying it all haha.

So far I have made Two banana breads, double choc chip cookies, chocolate orange cookies and mini cheese scones! YUM!

Craft

I’ve always enjoyed crafting anway but obviously now that I have a bit of extra time I can do a few projects.

I have started making cards again recently and I am trying to make a big batch so that when I can actually start giving them/posting them again, I have a load ready to go.

I was thinking about co ordinating with mt birthday book to sort out how many I need for each month and then maybe make a few extras too.

I also bought a little scrapbooking project for me and Tim to do, on our wedding anniversary in June, as I pretty sure this will still be going on then!

I’m going to do a post on this so keep your eyes peeled for that. Its a really cute idea and I thought it would be nice to have something to do together. We have loads of random photos and bits and bobs from when we were dating.

We usually go away for our anniversary whether that be on the day or the nearest weekend so I thought it would be nice to still have something special to do, to mark the occasion.

 

Extra content

As I said , I am loving all the quizzes online, but also there is loads of extra content on online platforms too. PE with Joe Wicks, Cooking with Jamie Oliver, Instagram lives, video interviews, workouts, online parties, just loads of fun extra things that you can do whilst staying at home. Its been great!

Podcasts are amazng too. Any fellow Gleeks out there, check out Kevin & Jenna’s Showmance Podcast Glee Recap Edition. They are still putting them out remotely so these have been great to listen to each week.

What are your quarantine faves?

Stay safe and stay home!

Until next time,

Roseanne 🙂

My 2020 Reading Challenge: The First Quarter 📚

Hi Guys!

So, here is the first quarter of my Reading Challenge. Three months down. I have to say I didn’t think I would writing this post in ‘Lockdown’ during a global Pandemic, this is just insane.Maybe I’ll get a few more books read whilst this is going on?! Its such a crazy, scary time so its nice to be able to ‘escape’.I thought this picture was very apt.


January/February/March


So, what have I read…

Last Light: The Lucy Harwin series Book 3 by Helen Phifer

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling (Halfway, but I’ll leave it on the list as its a biggun’)

The Secret Santa by Trish Harnetiaux

Struck by Lightening: The Carson Phillip’s Journals by Chris Colfer

I’ll Take New York by Miranda Dickinson

Stranger Than Fan Fiction by Chris Colfer


I have really enjoyed all of these books, especially ‘I’ll take New York’. Chris Colfer, who you may know from Glee, is a brilliant writer, his books are so well written, so easy to read and hilarious, which is why I’ve read two of them during this period. Well worth checking out.


I have bought a few new books to get me through the Isolation… my next book is called ‘The Silent Patient’ by Alex Michaelides.

I recommended this to a friend and she has already fisihed it. It even made her gasp with suprise (don’t you just love it when a book does that!?) So, Im looking forward to getting stuck into that.

Any recommendations are always welcome!

Until Next Time,

Stay safe everybody and stay at home!

Roseanne 🙂

Staying calm… 🧘🏼‍♀️

During this crazy time it’s so important to do what you can to stay calm, and this is so individual to you. Don’t worry what everybody else is doing.

& what a great opportunity to work on you, give yourself a bit of time. Give your home a bit of time, your kids some extra time… when does life every give us extra time!?

It may he scary but focus on what this time away, this distance could do for us and our families.

And just think how amazing all those little things we take for granted, will be when we can do them again!!

Maybe it will give us some perspective maybe we will enjoy all those mundane things a little bit more.

& remember to be kind to each other, help out where you can and spread some positivity during what is a very scary time, something we havnt (& hopefully never will again) experience in our life time.


🌈 Social Distancing 🌈


☆Keep busy, work if you can ✏

♡Read a book 📚

☆Binge Netflix/Iplayer 🖥

♡Exercise 💪🏻

☆Self care, nails, a nice hand cream, face mask, bath bomb 🧖🏼‍♀️

♡Journal 📕

☆Listen to a Podcast 🎧

♡De-Clutter 🧹

☆Write a letter 📄

♡Board games/Card games 🎲

☆DIY 🔨

♡Mindfulness Colouring 🖍

☆Yoga 🧘🏼‍♀️

♡Snacks! 🍫

☆Face time 📱

♡Blog


Here if you need anything guys 👋🏻


Until next time,

Roseanne 🙂